did you get engaged???
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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