Who wears a wallet chain?!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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