Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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