Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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