do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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