Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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