It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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