Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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