me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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