I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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