what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
