I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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