Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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