just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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