what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he shaved USA in his pubs
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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