Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she peed on how many people?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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