so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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