I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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