Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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