I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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