Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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