He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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