I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
