He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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