I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
