And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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