Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize