so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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