We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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