Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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