don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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