just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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