Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
