And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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