Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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