Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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As shirtless as possible
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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