Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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