do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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