This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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