Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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