wat bout pragnant strippers??
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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