Quick, to the slutcave!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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