Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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