Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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