"it" just moved
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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