like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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