I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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