Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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