whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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