You can't motorboat a personality
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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