I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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