he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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