either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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