I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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